Big 'Ol Fat Goose Egg

 Yup. That's how many games we won. Zero. Nil. Nada. Nothing. Zip. Not a one. You know what the worst part about it was? We didn't play all that bad.

So why can't we win? I have no clue. Got any advice?

I looked back at last season's first 3 games and we went 1-2. So we are one game behind last year.

Okay BarFlies. That's enough losing. It's time to win. And it's off to Hunter's Pub to play against Hunter's Rocks. Let's win BarFlies. Let's win!